Age - Old enough. ... 69. I'm 69.
House - I'd probably end up in Ravenclaw, though I'd be incredibly po'd that I didn't get into Slytherin to oogle the schmexay Head of House. And sneak out to masturbate in his classroom in the dead of night. What? No..
Sexual Orientation - I'm straight. Although I'm constantly bombarded with hopes and propositions for me to be otherwise. Oh well. :(
I like cheese.
Harry/Snape is my favorite pairing. In this fandom. But this is my favorite fandom, so I guess they really are my OTP. I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate the cute little squishpairing names, reminiscent of the "Bennifer" ordeal over Jeniffer Lopez and
I'm addicted to chocolate and any and all slash pairings. I even like non-graphic, implied femmslash, like that found in Telanu's Tea between McGonagall and Fleur. Yes. I know. But it's great. And twincest is our friend. And Sirius/Remus is just adorable. Puppy love is <3.
Speaking of friends, I need some. I update moderately often and even have an idea for an ep-fic in the works. (Whether or not it will ever happen, I make no comment.) I'm active in the fandom, meaning that I write when the fancy strikes me, read when I have the time (which is actually a lot, I have no life) and fantasize about the stuff I've read already in the meanwhile. And I'm a sucker for romance and first-time stuff. And I cry at fics, a lot.
But, yeah. This journal is relatively new and I need friends. Friend me. Or die. *love.*
Oh, and this wasn't mentioned anywhere, but I'm female. Hurrah for vaginas.