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Help preserve the history of the Harry Potter fandom! Save our fics! [14 Jul 2009|05:34pm]

If you haven't heard, Geocities is closing on October 26, 2009. Geocities has played an important role in the history of the fandom. On Fan History Wiki, we want to help chronicle the history of this fandom on Geocities before it is lost forever. We'd love to have you involved.

One way that we're trying to preserve the history of the fandom on Geocities is by creating articles about stories on Geocities. So far, we have information about # stories. These articles use Template:StoryGeocities. If you want to create a new article about a story, you can copy and paste the template into an article with the title and author. If there are a lot of stories you'd like to add to Fan History, you can create an excel file with columns for title, author, fandom, url, archive name. This can than be e-mailed to support@fanhistory.com and we will add it to Fan History for you. The stories can be written by you or by others.

In preserving stories, we are not copying the text of those stories. We're just creating articles about them to get a feel for what fandoms were big on Geocities, when stories were written, and so that long term, trends in the fandom can be assessed. (When did slash become popular in the fandom? What were the major AU themes? Did and when did the fandom embrace PWPs?) We're also looking to see how fandom responded to certain stories. Because some people have issues with their stories being linked to or discussed in places where they can't control, if you find an article about story you wrote, we'll delete it upon request.

If you don't feel comfortable creating new articles, we'd still appreciate if you could contribute by editing the article to include more information about the role of Geocities in the fandom.

Thank you for your help!
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[01 Sep 2007|04:26pm]

[ mood | optimistic ]

Name - Laura
Age -
House -
Ravenclaw that wants to be Griffendor but dates a Slytherin
Sexual Orientation - Mostly straight, but girls are fun too

Um... I am an avid fanfic reader, but haven't written any yet. Slash is fun, my fav couple is Lupin/Snape. Love sex and am open to try just about anything once to see if I like it. Am far too sub for my own tastes but just can't get the hang of being a dom.

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[20 Aug 2006|10:38pm]

Name - melissa
Age - 21
House - gryffindor
Sexual Orientation - straight.

im new to lj im just making my way around trying to make friends :) i like harry potter but im not obsessed lol.
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New HP fan whose recently been corrupted [21 Jul 2006|04:58pm]

[ mood | slightly embarrassed ]

Name - Aurora Jade
Age - 19
House - Gryffindor
Sexual Orientation - pansexual

Well I'm a true newbie, I just finished reading my first fanfic. I think I have however, fell overboard. I still need to read through the cannon however, in the meantime I'm also reading the fannon. I'm a Gryffindor at heart, but was corrupted by a very sexy Slytherin.

As per characters so far my definate favourites are fannon!Draco (swoon), Hermione, Pansey, Ginny, Severus, and young Tom. I enjoy a variety of combinations of them in my head. I enjoy some more innocent things like pushing people up against walls and making out with them, but what really drives me crazy is bondage and possibly that initiation paddle that the community has. ;)

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[04 Mar 2006|02:34am]
Name - Sixshoe
Age - 25
House - Ravenclaw
Sexual Orientation - That would be telling.

I'm new to this comm and LJ. I have a story in my journal, you're welcome to check it out.

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[09 Nov 2005|05:13pm]

My friends just recently created a Harry Potter site. It doesn't have everything that they want on it yet, but they're working on it. They're open for ideas and are hoping for people to send in fanfiction and fanart. It will only take a minute of your time to look at it. Plus it has some pretty cool things. Please help make it the next mugglenet!

The Unbreakable Vow
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[13 Oct 2005|04:23pm]

[ mood | Whoa... too much computer...! ]

Name: Harnia DeClaires... formerly known as Starry Serpent.

Age: 15, so shoot me.

House: An apathetic Slytherin who really don't do much unless paddled for... *hint, hint!*

Gender: Yes, I'm a girl... what a surprise!

Sexual Orientation: I don't know... I guess I swing both ways since I do check out girls from time to time.


Other HP pairings: Albus/Riddle, Snarry, Hermione/Snape, Fred/George, Hermione/Ron, Ron/Fred/George(sandwich!), Sirius/Remus, Sirius/Snape, Remus/Snape, James/Lucius, Lucius/Snape, James/Sirius, James/Snape... and all HP slash pairings you can offer on a plate.

Can't live on without my slash... I not only feed on the Harry Potter slash fandom but also from many diffrent anime yaoi fandoms as well.
I am Chinese... I live in Canada(home staying, actually) and believes that gendering changing is the most disgusting thing to do to a slash pairing. Ever since the strike went on, I spent hours on the computer reviewing for my C2 on FF.net and ploughing through as much fanfictions as I can.

I bought a new computer, just this summer and named it Sylarion: Beta, my computer chair's name is called Mallie and my old computer is called Maddie. I find pleasure in naming many inanimate objects and imagining they have feelings.

I talk to plants to help them grow better.

I like blue... And I really don't know which House I really belong in.

The only thing I've stolen in my life is a melted piece of candy from Save On Foods... how sad is that? Everytime I try I become overwhelmed with guilt... and then I put it back. But it was a *melted* piece of candy, for goodness' sake! Gah!

'Gah' is my favourite mouth-sound.

I'm a professional with a spoon in cereal killing and am a flutist... My other part-time job is a stalker and an assasain.

My current project is the annual H/D fan fiction contest that officially starts on Jan 1(well, annual after its first year) and is recruiting staff members at the moment.

Thank you for taking time and... err... knowing that I'm not normal. :D

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[03 Aug 2005|02:35pm]

[ mood | tee hee! ]


Name - my name is princess christina convicci banana, but you can call me emily, rufuslove of rufie.
Age - im fourteen, passing myself off as sixteen because no-one but my own family beleives me because i look and act older.
House - id be a bad-ass gryffindor or or a kind, and therefore ostracised slytherin. take your pick.
Sexual Orientation - straight, although at fourteen i may just have not "found myself" yet. but probably straight, considering the stats.

Other - random facts about me:

-> i am emo, deal with it
-> i wear a tiara to school everyday
-> H/D is my fave pairing (how original!) but im open to anything.
-> im jewish
-> im canadian
-> i read a lot
-> im obsessed with musical theatre
-> everything has to be extremes with me, lush and full and dramatic, from my clothes to my friends to my hair to me poetry to my mannerisms to my room. im just like that.

farewell for now, new friends!


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[27 Jul 2005|01:18am]
[ mood | happy ]

Hi Everybody!!

I just wanted to inform everyone that the Official Mugglenet.com Live Journal Community has been created, and is officially open. It was created to serve as a haven for all Harry Potter fans, and can be accessed by searching the user name muggle_net or by clicking on the link below. Join, and share comments, questions, requests, suggestions, information, news, fan art, fan fiction, your love for the Harry Potter series, both movie and book, and anything else.


I hope to see you there.

I dont know if these type of posts are allowed. If they are not, im sorry. Just tell me and I will delete it.

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[22 Jul 2005|02:02am]


I have no life and I never sleep:)

What this concludes is that I have just made a lot of HBP icons and I want to share them with you all:) I hope that is ok...well here they are.

Please please please comment I heart feedback like woah, credit if you take any, enjoy. Thank you!

Spoiler IconsCollapse )

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Another Newb...Obviously [20 Jul 2005|07:23pm]

Name - Andra
Age - Unfortunately, still 17.
House - A Proud 'Puff dammit.
Sexual Orientation - Bi and happy to be. I love having the best of both worlds.
Favourite Ships - R/Hr, D/G, D/Hr, D/H, basically, pair Draco with someone and you have one of my favourite ships. I love Draco for some insane reason. Even canon!Draco.

Other Stuff - Okay, I don't seem to have much to say at the moment, so lets just say that I am totally open to lovely weird ships, and fics, and I have an insane urge to write my fic 'Betting on the Angel' which has been in progress for a VERY long time now. And since the first chapters I wrote of it made no sense whatsoever, and were absolutely stupid, I am re-writing the entire story, while studying for my physiotherapy degree at university.

Normally, I'm a lot more chatty than this, so please don't take this as an total indictation of my personality.
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Les Newbie [18 Jul 2005|09:42pm]

[ mood | awake ]

Name - Samantha
Age - 16
House - Ravenclaw
Sexual Orientation - Straight
Favorite Paring - Anything with Ron<3 and obviously Draco/Harry you can't go wrong with that. My least favorite paring has to be Harry/Hermione...I mean i've read a few fics that I liked with them but...its just not as good as slash.

About Me - I really want a penis:) just thought I would through that out there lol. Seriously though I really do, they look like they would be alot of fun and you could go camping and it wouldn't be such a pain to pee in the woods...and it would just be wicked cool.

I am extremely obsessed with Harry Potter I love its life to the max. I love talking about the books! Most of my friends are seriously into HP so they don't really humor me when I go into long serious discustions about the books:-/

I havn't been reading fan-fics for very long at all but I love them alot. My friend got me hooked and now I can't seem to stop reading them. I love all fics and slash but I am a hopless romantic at heart and absofuckinglutly love fluff and romance and such*hides face*

I really don't know what we are supposed to talk about in here...soo...I am just going to talk alot:) sorry if it is annoying.

The Harry Potter movies...I own all three and can probubly resite them word for word((I suck at life I know)). I guess I like them alright but there are sooo many things that they left out that were important...it makes me a tad bit angry. Like Ron Weasley's character, hes my favorite character of all time besides Ginny and they make him really stupid in the movies. I mean I know in the books hes not the brightest crayon in the box but he got into Gryffindor for a reason and it just pisses me off how they perceive him in the movies...okie dokie rant over I swear.

I have a grande obsession with Rupert Grint. He makes me happy in the pants.

I live in Maine but when I get older I really want to travel the world and then settle down somewhere in London or something like that...because well...I love the English alot alot:) I am seriously concidering stealing all of there phrases and such because they are cooler then American ones.

*Le Sigh* so yep thats pretty much all I am going to put you guys though:-/ sorry for writing so much.
Um, I love meeting new people so add me IM me: dustbunnies710 its all fine with me:)

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[15 Jul 2005|06:22am]

Anyone want an almost new copy of "Azkaban" on vhs? My roommate just bought the dvd, so I'm set. $7? Just make an offer. nomen_mihi_est at yahoo
aim= HermioneCanKick
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[13 Jul 2005|01:01am]

[ mood | happy ]

Hi Everybody!!

I just wanted to inform everyone that the Official Mugglenet.com Live Journal Community has been created, and is officially open. It was created to serve as a haven for all Harry Potter fans, and can be accessed by searching the user name muggle_net or by clicking on the link below. Join, and share comments, questions, requests, suggestions, information, news, fan art, fan fiction, your love for the Harry Potter series, both movie and book, and anything else.


I hope to see you there.

Muggle_Net Moderator,

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spoil_me_hbp for all your Half-Blood Prince needs! [24 Jun 2005|05:08pm]

[ mood | ecstatic ]

Let the PIMPAGE begin!

We created a new site for people to come and talk about Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince without spoiling it for others.


It's up and running right now and all things HBP are welcome here: icons, commentary, fanart, fanfic, etc.

So come on over and please pimp the site!

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Newb, incoming. [17 Jun 2005|03:07pm]

Name - Jamie. But I hate it. Oh well.
Age - Old enough. ... 69. I'm 69.
House - I'd probably end up in Ravenclaw, though I'd be incredibly po'd that I didn't get into Slytherin to oogle the schmexay Head of House. And sneak out to masturbate in his classroom in the dead of night. What? No..
Sexual Orientation - I'm straight. Although I'm constantly bombarded with hopes and propositions for me to be otherwise. Oh well. :(

I like cheese.

Harry/Snape is my favorite pairing. In this fandom. But this is my favorite fandom, so I guess they really are my OTP. I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate the cute little squishpairing names, reminiscent of the "Bennifer" ordeal over Jeniffer Lopez and Ugly McGee Ben Affleck. Like Snarry, Snucius, Snaco... Just don't do it. Every time you use a squishpairing name, a plot bunny dies. :(
I'm addicted to chocolate and any and all slash pairings. I even like non-graphic, implied femmslash, like that found in Telanu's Tea between McGonagall and Fleur. Yes. I know. But it's great. And twincest is our friend. And Sirius/Remus is just adorable. Puppy love is <3.
Speaking of friends, I need some. I update moderately often and even have an idea for an ep-fic in the works. (Whether or not it will ever happen, I make no comment.) I'm active in the fandom, meaning that I write when the fancy strikes me, read when I have the time (which is actually a lot, I have no life) and fantasize about the stuff I've read already in the meanwhile. And I'm a sucker for romance and first-time stuff. And I cry at fics, a lot.
But, yeah. This journal is relatively new and I need friends. Friend me. Or die. *love.*

Oh, and this wasn't mentioned anywhere, but I'm female. Hurrah for vaginas.
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i am quite new [10 Apr 2005|01:45am]

[ mood | excited ]

Name: Franny
Age: 16
House: Ravenclaw (it covers all the bases,and the stereotypes aren't bad)
Sexual Orientation: bi, in today's world everything goes
Best Pairings: HP/DM reigns supreme, it is what got me into it, and one of the few pairings that honestly turns me on, i wont however deny a twin pairing if comes to me

Even though i am only sixteen i am quite in touch with my sexuality(i have the heart of a middle-aged gay man), its one of life's greatest gifts EMBRACE IT... uhh about me, well im into art, quality films, reading/writing(me and my friend are writing an erotica zine, if you want one hit me up w/ a comment), good music, feminism, and gay pride(San Fran wut wut)

and oh yea FAN FICTION, harry potter and draco malfoy are beyond words, typically im into long ones with plots, agnst(yes ill admit im emo), but i wont deny a short S&M ficlet if its well done, i can be feisty if the right person comes along, but i guess im just a sentamentalist, ive been readin 'em for a while now, but im just starting to join communities and shit

i like comments, they make me feel more popular than i actually am, but ermm yea HEY COMMUNITY!

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[08 Mar 2005|06:42am]

[ mood | horny ]

Name - Turquoise
Age - 17
House - Slytherin
Sexual Orientation - Pansexual (I like guys, girls, trans, andro, basically I don't look at gender or sex when dating)
My Fave Pairings - HP/LM, HP/SS, HP/SB, HP/TR, HP/RL/SB, HP/JP.

I love slash, what can I say, guys with guys is really hott. I love the stories where Harry uses parseltongue during sex, they make me so horny! I also love crossdressing or goth characters. Since I love body mods, I also love stories where the characters are modified. Last, but not least, my favorite kind of Harry Potter sex, is the kinky kind, where there's bdsm, humiliation, and someone gets buggered until they can't walk straight.

Spank me, spank me hard, until my bum is nice and red.
You'll get a lovely surprise, if you do.

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hey I'm a newbie. [23 Feb 2005|11:04am]

[ mood | i want your commments ]

Name - my name is Amanda but Midnyte is fine
Age - 16 but i will be 17 in 5 months.
House - slytherin (you got to love the snakes)
Sexual Orientation - I'm Bi (so bring it on)

favored ships: I love hp/dm but i do have a fondness for anything hp/dm/ss
characters or sexual positions: Harry Potter(gothic or not) Draco Malfoy *fans self*. I beleive that draco and harry are meant to be and the only reason JKR didn't put them as so is because this is a childrens book after all. That is why communities like this greatly appreciated one have arised from where ever stuff like this comes from(lol). I love the light bdsm fics ( mild bondage, whips the usual) Rimming in a fic is always appreciated and the author will be glorified by me in my post, non con is good in all (but in moderation OFCOURSE) chan is bad unless it is written well and tastefully done, pwp is what i mostly read because it is fun and always changing. I have been watching this community for ever but i have just become a member so do your worst

Spank me it turns me on

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[04 Dec 2004|11:18pm]

[ mood | tired ]

Name - Lola
Age - 17...2 months though, and i am 18
House - Slytherin (you know it's hot)
Sexual Orientation - to be poetic, love transcends gender, because love is between 2 people. but so far it would seem i like guys...a lot. i have hooked up with girls though.

snape/hermione...represent. also draco/harry is hot. hotter when they hate each other and are angsty about it. sirius/lupin is good everynow and then. twincest, need i say more? i DO write fanfiction. but i really haven't in a long ass time.

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